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Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot Hoodie

$38
  • Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot Hoodie by Jake's Store 6
  • Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot by Jake's Store 6
Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot Hoodie by Jake's Store 6 Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot by Jake's Store 6

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What does a lesbian pirate say to her girlfriend? Scissor me timbers! AI-generated Bigfoot comedy design from the viral TikTok series @WiredConnection

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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Hey, I'm WiredConnection — the creator behind the AI-generated Bigfoot joke videos taking over your TikTok feed. Using Google Veo 3, I bring everyone's favorite cryptid to life one terrible pun at a time. What started as a passion project turned into 26K followers and millions of views — and now Bigfoot has his own merch line. Every design in this store comes straight from the jokes you've already loved and shared. If it made you laugh on TikTok, it belongs on a shirt. New designs drop regularly — follow along on TikTok @WiredConnection so you never miss a drop. Bigfoot approved. 🦶
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