Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot Socks

$17.75

Scissor Me Timbers — Bigfoot by Jake's Store 6

Socks FAQ

What does a lesbian pirate say to her girlfriend? Scissor me timbers! AI-generated Bigfoot comedy design from the viral TikTok series @WiredConnection

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

Standard

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

Share this design:

About WiredConnection

Hey, I'm WiredConnection — the creator behind the AI-generated Bigfoot joke videos taking over your TikTok feed. Using Google Veo 3, I bring everyone's favorite cryptid to life one terrible pun at a time. What started as a passion project turned into 26K followers and millions of views — and now Bigfoot has his own merch line. Every design in this store comes straight from the jokes you've already loved and shared. If it made you laugh on TikTok, it belongs on a shirt. New designs drop regularly — follow along on TikTok @WiredConnection so you never miss a drop. Bigfoot approved. 🦶

Contact Support Create a Dashery Store FAQ Order Status Log In Refunds & Returns Shipping Info Size Chart Social Responsibility Product Safety

Intellectual Property Policy CA: Do Not Sell My Personal Information Cookie Consent Privacy Policy Terms

Shop Products

Adult Apparel

T-Shirts

Socks

Hoodies

Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Crewneck Sweatshirts

Tank Tops

Accessories

Hats

Stickers

Magnets

Phone Cases

Pins

Home Goods

Mugs

Tapestries

Wall Art

Pillows